I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
dude i'm inner monologue high
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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