I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Operation Purity has been aborted
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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