So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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