I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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