Taylor Swift is so right about you.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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