I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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