Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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