Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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