i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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