So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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