Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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