the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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