All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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