I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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