Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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