But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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