i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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