I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
People in love make me want to vomit
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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