found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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it glows. i had to have it.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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