he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
