remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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