Is it normal to miss your booty call?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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