Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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