The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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