Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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