How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
