I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
