How'd it feel making her break her religion?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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