Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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