Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We had sex on a dog bed..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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