4 words: hood of his car
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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