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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

we have officially mastered the walk of shame

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(519): View more from Ontario

Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.

(416): View more from Toronto

Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I've been living off of popsicles and broth.

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(802): View more from Vermont

ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes

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(585): View more from New York

I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?

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