where are you?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Good thing I've started drinking again