I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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