i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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