is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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