ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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