Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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