And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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