he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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