I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
