he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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