Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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