Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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