go do what you do best...puke behind churches
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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