I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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