I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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