Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
