he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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