We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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