THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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