btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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