I will die if light touches me.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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