I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
mondays should just be called national damage control day
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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