5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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