We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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