what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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