I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm both gender and math confused
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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