I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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