Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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